"Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazened with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling."
The best part is when she starts in on her pretty girl schtick:
As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.
I've slept with enough female democrats to know this isn't true. Really, now Ann. Can anyone even wonder why that bastion of liberalism, USA Today, fired her?
The media is conservative? Yes! Read about the convention coverage here.
Maybe I should rename this blog "Ann watch" except that would probably flatter her in some demented way that should would interpret as repressed "conservative envy" on my part. Anyway, what a nut job.
